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SIGNED BY THE AUTHOR | Paperback edition of Find Your Fuckyeah

LIMITED EDITION | Reusable, "You are Not a Brand" printed tote bag, designed by Alexis (and made from Global Organic Textile Standard [GOTS] certified, 100% organic cotton, printed with water-based inks)

PERSONALIZED | Hand-written card with any message you'd like to send to your friend (or to yourself, because hey, why not?)

All lovingly wrapped in custom-printed, FSC-certified, 100% compostable, cute-as-hell packaging & shipped out by the author herself.

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Can you guarantee that this box will be delivered by a specific date (like Christmas or New Years, for example)?
Unfortunately no, but I'll do everything in my power to ship it out as quickly as possible. (Note: Gift boxes will BEGIN to ship out AFTER December 23rd.)

Please keep in mind that these unique gift boxes are being hand-signed, hand-packed, and manually-shipped by ONE HUMAN —yours truly, moi, Alexis— and I am not a corporate juggernaut like Amazon. Although I can't eliminate the possibility of shipping delays due to Season 2 of the panacotta / pangea / pandemic, I promise to communicate shipping notification and tracking info to you via email. I appreciate your flexibility over all these things we can't control!
I'm ordering this gift box as a surprise for a friend. Can I request a personalized message, hand-written on the card?
Yes! After completing your purchase, you will receive an email from me, asking you to confirm whether you want the card left blank OR addressed to a friend with a personalized message from you.

Please note that if you do not reply to that confirmation email to specify a recipient or message, *I will write my own "note from the author" on the gift box's card.*
I'm ordering this for a friend, but I want to write on the card myself / give it to them personally. Should I just ship the box directly to myself?
Yes! If you want to write on the card yourself, add items to it, or gift it to them in person, please ship it to yourself. (Note: Gift boxes will BEGIN to ship out AFTER December 10th.)

After completing your purchase, you will receive an email from me, asking you to confirm whether you want the card left blank or addressed to a friend with a personalized message from you.

Please note that if you do not reply to that email to specify a recipient or message, *I will write my own "note from the author" on the gift box's card.*
What size is the tote bag & what is printed on it?
This tote bag is 15.75" x 15.75" and made of Global Organic Textile Standard certified, 100% organic cotton, printed with water-based inks.

Front Side of tote is printed with "You are Not a Brand" in block lettering & an upside-down smiley-face where the letter 'o' would be.

Back Side of tote is printed with a quote from Find Your F*ckyeah that reads: "*You don't owe a streamlined life story to anyone, not even yourself, because you are not a brand. You do not have to "look good on paper." There will be weird gaps in your resume that are difficult to explain, and awkward silences during small talk with strangers about what you "do" or how you got "here." The truth is, your life path will be erratic. You will pivot sharply from one thing to the next. You get to be messy. Allow yourself the room to transform, over and over, for the entirety of your life. You are walking cosmic experiment, a beautiful mess. Be someone too complicated to summarize in small talk" and the attribution, "Alexis Rockley".

I like (hi! author here) to describe Find Your F*ckyeah as "the science of happiness — disguised as self-help."

If you're trying to figure out your passion / purpose / calling in life — but are suspicious of the vague, generic, and entitled advice in most self-help books (why are you trying to sell me self-care?! How do I "follow my bliss?! Are you not gonna acknowledge structural oppression?) —and too tired to dig into the psychology and neuroscience stuff on your own, then this book will be your jam.